
Hey Dude,
Are you in a dry spell with the ladies? Are you tired of hearing your roommates rock the sheets with their latest conquest, while you surf Internet porn? Maybe you are fed up with buying girls drinks all night and then going home a loveless loser.
If so, I totally understand. Like Aerosmith says, “ I was a high school loser who never made it with the ladies! ”
But today, my life is different. When I go out I always bring a hot babe home with me. My roommates are jealous of me - but I don't care, because I'm loving the lovely ladies.
What happened?
l Did I become rich?
l Did I get plastic surgery?
l Did I hit the gym every day?
l Did I get a new car?
Nope! I simply figured out what women want and found out how to use their own natural psychological instincts in order to get them out of the bar and into my bed. Best of all, I even learned how to get them to go away when I was bored of them - and they still think I'm a great guy!
Now, I'm going to show you how you too can pick up any girl you want in five minutes or less!
All you have to do is read on, and you could be getting laid next weekend - even if you are a freak, a geek or on a losing streak!
I'm A Total Geek Who Never, Ever Used To Get Laid!
Before we go any further, I want to tell you my story..............


" I'm A Geek.... If I Can Get The Girls, So Can You ! "
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Name: Neville Scudmore the Third (aka "Pimply MacDaddy")
Date: April 2008
I grew up as a total geek. I was scrawny. I wore thick plastic glasses and I had no clue how to dress. To be bluntly honest, I was a social outcast. Not only did I NOT have the girls wanting to jump me, I even found it hard to make friends with other dudes.
I sucked at sports; I wasn't a tough kid. Heck, I wasn't even cool enough to try to be a bad boy to get people interested in me. I hardly ever went out into the sun. In fact, I was so pale that when I took off my shirt once in the school gym, some people thought I was an Albino.
The truth is, most of my teenage years were very lonely. Sure, I had roommates once I got out of high school, but they didn't really hang out with me much - after all, they didn't want me killing their reputation!
You Have No Idea How Alone & Miserable I Felt!!
I was desperate and didn't know what to do. I was constantly ostracized and spent most of my time at home alone, looking at porn or playing video games.
I was constantly lonely. I'd sit at home and wonder what was wrong with me. It kept me awake at night. I felt like everyone had more friends than I did - and I started to think that everyone was against me.
I often wondered if I was the only guy who had made it to college without ever kissing a girl.
No matter what I did almost no one seemed to want to talk to me and women never gave me the time of day, they just laughed at me in my face. I felt isolated and ostracized.
In fact, it seemed like the more I tried to make things better, by trying to be nice or outgoing, the more the world treated me like a loser. The reality sank in - I was a social outcast!
When I was in that cycle of despair I felt like there was no way out. Sure, I'd go out and try to get laid or make friends, but I always ended up going home alone. I was essentially paying money just to get rejected and feel worse about myself.
I felt like a complete failure as a human being. I actually considered going into therapy.
But then, something changed my life for the better.
I stumbled upon a secret.
And as a result, my life underwent a TOTAL TURNAROUND!
Today, I have lots of friends and am able to seduce nearly any woman at will.
I'm more popular now than I've ever been - and other people practically beg to hang out with me. Heck, my roommates follow me to the bars, hoping they can get some attention from the girls I reject.
That's how much my life has changed over the past few years....
I'm Still A Geek - But Now I've Got Game, Have More Friends Than Ever And Get The Girls!
Let me be upfront: I'm still a geek. I never bulked up or learned to be a cool cat. Yet, I now get so many women that my friends have nicknamed me “Pimply McDaddy!”
So, how did this happen?
How did I transform myself from a total loser to a geek with game?
It wasn't as hard as you might think. I used the one thing all of us geeks have going for us - we are smarter than most of the well-built beefcakes that women seem to throw themselves at.
I simply got to the point where I decided that I'd change my whole game plan and try to figure out women and their way of thinking. I'd noticed that it wasn't always the good looking guys who went home with the girls.
Haven't you ever noticed that sometimes the hottest women in the world end up with guys who look like they could have been in “Revenge Of The Nerds” ?
So, I spent a few months going to bars and watching the nerd guys. Instead of trying to get girls myself, I paid attention to what other dudes were doing and saying when they interacted with women - particularly what the average looking dudes who were scoring were doing.
Then, I watched how the women reacted and took notes.
After a few weeks, I started using what I'd seen and tried out some of the moves I'd noticed on girls.
I'd like to tell you that on my first night out I ended up in a threesome with two members of the Swedish Bikini Team - but I'd be lying.
The truth is, it took some trial and error on my part. That said, I did get three phone numbers on my first night out, which was more than I'd ever gotten in my life before!
Over the next few weeks I kept modifying, testing and refining my technique. After about two months, I had it down pat. Using my geek talents in scientific analysis and reasoning, I actually developed an EMPIRICAL FORMULA FOR SEDUCING WOMEN.
Suddenly, I had game. I'd changed my attitude, picked up some new skills and suddenly I had all the girls I wanted.
What was even more amazing was that lots of the women thought they were the ones who wanted me instead of vice-versa, haha!
The truth is that once you’ve learnt the secrets to unlocking women, your world is never the same!
Now I'm Going To Spread The Word On How You Can Get Her To Spread Her Legs!
At this point, you may be thinking, “Good, for him, but what does this have to do with me?”
I understand. I mean, who wants to read about another dude getting the honeys if you are sitting home alone in front of the computer? You don't want to hear about my conquests - you want to know how you can start scoring!
Well, I'm gonna do you a solid. You see, I love having all the ladies I can have, but man does not live by breasts alone.
In other words, I can get laid every night, but I still need to make a living (to pay for my video games habit, that is). That's why a couple of months ago I decided to let dudes like you into the secrets of the game. Why not - there are billions of ladies out there, so I might as well teach other dudes how to get their hands on them.
So, I sat down and wrote a simple, yet comprehensive guide called :
“How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes”
In fact, there is so much information packed into my step by step guide I don't have enough room to list it all here.
Better still, I've written everything in plain simple English that anyone can understand. I don't bore you with complex psychological terms or impossible to repeat tactics.
I just give you the rules of the game - so you can become an all-star player!
The bottom line is, the secrets in my book WORK. Period
It doesn't matter if you are a freak and a geek living in Social Outcast World - “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” will get you noticed by the ladies. They’ll soon be fighting over you!
Check Out What Other Dudes Just Like You Have Had To Say About This Book
I could spend a lot time babbling on and on about how much I get laid now that I have game. But, what good does that do you? For all you know, I could be a lying!
That's why I want to share with you just a few of the letters I've gotten from regular dudes - including freaks and geeks - since I started selling “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” !
** These are not made up. They are real letters from real people.
“I have to travel a lot for my job, which used to mean a lot of lonely nights away from my family and friends. I got tired of sitting alone in my hotel room. I tried to hit all the local bars when I'm away on business but I ended up getting nowhere. Then, I downloaded your book and it changed my life! Now, I get laid almost every time I go out - and I'm putting those hotel rooms to good use. Thanks, dude!”
Keith Reed, New York, New York
“Women used to treat me like I was a sorry old bastard. I had rotten luck with the women, even if I went to the bars where girls were supposed to be easy. I felt like a bloody toothless tosser! But your book changed my life. I've never been more popular in my life! My friends are jealous, but I don't care!”
John Lithgow, Manchester, UK
“Dude, your book is the bomb! I've never had more sex in my life and the bitches keep coming back for more! They practically break my bed! I now have a collection of souvenir panties from my conquests! You totally changed my life!”
Trent R. Los Angeles, California
“I was never the type of guy that women wanted - until I read your book. Now I am a master of the game. The girls don't know what's coming when I hit the clubs. I've had one night stands, threesomes and now have a long term girlfriend that I'm going to marry! This is the best!”
Ron Whiteside, Dublin, Ireland
“I've never in my life had more action with young women. This works. It's the real deal.”
Beh Poh Tiong, Singapore
These are just a small sample of the testimonials and letters I receive every day from normal, everyday average guys just like you.
Don't you want to be the next dude to tell me about how you are the Pimp Daddy of your neighborhood?
Then, you need to order “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” today, and start getting laid in the shade!
Order How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes Before You Lose Your Chance At The Girl Of Your Dreams!
Right now, the girl of your dreams may be sitting at home planning what she wants to wear when she goes out this weekend. She may be picking out her “lucky panties” and selecting just the right skirt to show off her smooth slender legs and tight ass.
She may be perfect for you - either as the hottest one night stand, or the woman who may be part of the most intense long term relationship of your life.
But, guess what, if you don't have the techniques to sweep her off her feet this weekend, someone else is going to get her. He may sweep her off her feet, screw her senseless and make her his woman.
In other words, you may lose your one and only chance at the girl of your dreams - simply because you decided to delay buying my book to stinge on the cost of one dinner.
Is that a risk you can afford to take?
Plus, I can't afford to sell this for $29.90 forever.
In a few weeks, I'm going to start selling my book for it's REAL VALUE of $97 or more. It's currently undervalued -- you and I both know that. Thus, I have to limit the number of guys who gain access to this powerful knowledge, otherwise there'll be too many MacDaddies like us, and that ain't good for competition.
That's why you need to order “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” now - before you miss your one and only chance at the perfect girl - and end up having to pay almost five times as much just to get in the game.
You can't afford to procrastinate!
I'm Not Going To Bribe You To Order This Book - Because It's The Real Deal!
Have you ever noticed how a lot of guys who try to sell you stuff on the Internet try to pack on a bunch of “free gifts” at the end of their sales letter?
Guess why they do that ?
Because they know their product simply isn't good enough to be sold on its own merits.
Therefore they try to bribe you to buy it by giving you “free gifts” you probably didn't want in the first place.
I'm not going to do that - because I know that “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” is the real deal. It's worth more than the measly amount I’m charging for it, and I know you'd be a fool not to order it today!
That said, I will throw in something special. I will give you a chance to sample some special Inside Tricks Of The Game right now. Simply provide me with your first name and email address in the form below and I'll start sending you a series of tips and tricks for picking up girls.
In fact, the 1st email I'm going to send you will include a short but effective technique to approach a complete stranger on the street and walk away with her phone number !
This information is EXTRA STUFF! It's not included inside my book at all. So even if you’re intending to buy my book or have bought it already, PUT YOUR NAME DOWN HERE AS WELL!! Otherwise you're gonna miss out on some exclusive lessons!
It's a win / win situation. I'll make my money, you'll get your honeys.
In fact, I've set my book up so that you can download it instantly - which means you could be getting laid by tomorrow night!
It really is that easy - and you don't even have to be sleazy!
You Can Be A Broke, Bald, And Unemployed And Still Be A Player If You Know My Secrets!
One thing I've learned about women is that almost everything we are told about them when we are growing up is dead wrong. They don't want what we think they want - which is why so many of us fall flat on our faces.
Men's magazines lie to you. Most of your friends, when they are giving you advice, are just as clueless as you are. And women, themselves, are often less than honest about what they are looking for in a man.
The result is that we are trying to get laid, but in reality we end up getting blown off or becoming her “friend.”
Despite what you may think:
l You don't need to be tall to get laid.
l She doesn't really care about your job.
l When it comes to women, you don't have to be rich.
l Your car won't impress her - in fact it may make her think you've got a small dick!
l You can be uglier than the Elephant Man and still have women throw themselves at you.
l There is no need to buy her drinks, flowers or presents in order to get in her panties.
In fact, all you need is to know how to unlock her mind. You see, for women, sexual attraction begins in the head. Once you understand how her mind works, you'll be able to work her into your bed.
All you have to do is order “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” today and you'll be on your way to a sexier tomorrow!
You'll have game!
This Is The Bargain Of A Lifetime!
Why do I say that?
Well, if you surf around online you'll find a lot of pick-up artists claiming they can help you get laid.
Most of them are trying to rip you off. They'll charge you hundreds of dollars and waste your time.
Sure, some of them have valuable information, but they’ll make you watch hours and hours of DVDs. They’ll use complex technical jargon like “AMOG, LJBF, Embedded Realities, Qualification Phasing, etc.” which you won’t understand (but they’ll expect you to). Then they'll spend most of the time talking about themselves, when all you want is to know how to get game.
Or else they may be way too complex and make you spend weeks before you understand how they work and can put their techniques to the test.
“How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” is different. For one, I don't charge you a fortune. In fact, you can download my book instantly for only $29.90, which is a fraction of what most seduction gurus / pickup artists will try to charge you.
I'm trying to be generous here - because I know how much it sucks for sit at home feeling lonely.
Think of it this way, you'd blow at least $50 on almost any date. If you are not getting laid you may be spending hundreds of dollars a month on porn. In fact, by now you've probably spent thousands of dollars buying drinks for girls or other presents - and still haven't even unhooked her bra!
So, isn't $29.90 the bargain of a lifetime, compared to how you've been wasting money for years only to end up lonely, desperate and horny?
Any Dude Can Use This Step-By-Step Guide To Start Getting Laid This Weekend!
The best part of this book is that I keep it simple.
I've written it as a step-by-step guide anyone can use to quickly and easily get laid. It won't take you more than a couple of hours to go through and understand all of my techniques. I've even made it possible for you to review the most powerful points and techniques in five minutes before you go out to the bar and cub. Simply put, this is an EXPRESS COURSE to take you from zero to hero in no time!
That's what makes “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes” different. I don't charge you a fortune and I make it easy for you to learn my secrets. For example :
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... And Don't Forget: You Can Say ‘Yes’ Now And Decide Later!
Yep, I almost forgot to mention the rock-solid, money-back guarantee that comes with the purchase of “How To Pick Up Any Girl Successfully In 5 Minutes”. You get 60 full days to review all of the amazing content and exclusive insider information contained within the book.
If, after 60 days, you didn't benefit a single bit from the techniques contained within the book, simply contact me for a full refund, and I'll make sure you get 100% of your money back.
Geek's word of honour…
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Aren't you tired of blowing your hard-earned cash buying girls drinks, only to come home alone and choke the chicken? Isn't Internet porn getting old? Don't you want to never be lonely again?
Then, why are you wasting time reading this letter? Do something about your love life. Stop procrastinating!
Because every day you put off ordering my book is a day when some other dude is going home with the girl of your dreams!! Can you bear that?
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Yours Sincerely,
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Opening lines that will get her to talk to you without her thinking you are trying to pick her up.
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Ways to prepare for your night out - so you are always at the peak of your game!
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Negatives - what they are and how to use them to make sure she's positive she wants to sleep with you!
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Tips on how to make any women agree to go out on a date with you! |
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The attitude women want in a man - and how you can make her think you've got what it takes!
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How to master a woman emotionally, so you can have her physically!
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Why it's important for a woman to feel comfortable with you - and how to make her more comfortable talking to you than with anyone else in the bar!
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The secrets of kissing - how to make her want to kiss you - and how to make sure that first kiss leads to something more!
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A simple two-minute technique to get any woman's phone number.
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When to call her after you get her number and what to say - even if you get her answering machine!
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What to do when you are alone with her that will make her want to drop her panties to the floor!
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How to make her think you are the most romantic guy in the world - even if all you want to do is get in her pants!
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Tricks that will make her want to keep coming back to your bed for more!
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A simple system to let her down easy when you are done with her - that will make sure you can get her back in your bed if you change your mind!
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Ways to turn a one-night stand into a long term relationship!
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A simple secret to get her to go home with you on the first date!
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How to make any other guy who is trying to get her look like a loser!
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The best ways to handle a first date so she wants to do anything to impress you!
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Where to take her on a first date - and what types of first dates to always avoid!
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The best ways to make sure she wants to get to know you a lot better!
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How to pick up girls even when you are not in a bar or club!
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